For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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