Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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