Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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