well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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