how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize