i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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