It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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