is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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