Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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