yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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