So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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