I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Im part way to drunk.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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