Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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