If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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