After last night, I could never be a politician.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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