I'm jealous of your bromance
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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