Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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