Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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