I just found puke in my bra..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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