the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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