i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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