I want to stick my p in your. b.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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