yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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