I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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