why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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