So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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