i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am mentally ready for anal.
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