now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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