There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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