We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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