I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We're too hungover to prance.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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