he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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