You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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