she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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