There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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