now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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