Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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