Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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