By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i believe in u and ur pee
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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