Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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