She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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