how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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