whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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