I heard we made out
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Pants are for mortals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize