I must be too annoying 4 u.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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