fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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