Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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