Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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