He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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