i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Do plants get herpes?
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